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 Russian Anastasia Dobriskova searching a ‘running mate’ Hello, I’m Anastasia Dobriskova and I’m looking for a loyal partner to commit a crime with me. I have long black hair, combined with red eyes and a really white skin color. So I am a Russian Albino! I, myself, am really cold and don’t have any emotions, so don’t come crying to me if you get shot. Furthermore, I’m extremely cruel and very persuasive, which often comes in handy. My ideal partner in crime has got firearms and explosives experience, and just like me, he/she/it has to be cold, without emotions. But most importantly, he/she/it needs to be loyal to me and I need to be able to trust him/her/it. Ideally, my running mate and I would rob a bank and then blow it up, but other ideas are very welcome! See you!! Cheers.

Hello, my name is Chantal and I’m 60 years old. I maybe look like a lovely old woman, because I have grey hair and big eyes. But I’m very aggressive and scary in real life. I’m also very dumb. I don’t like 10 years old kids or a little younger. They are annoying and loud, so I want to lock the kids up in my basement without food. Because than they will die and have we no more problems with crying and troublesome kids. But I need a woman who looks very sweet and who is very smart, so she can kidnap the 10 years old kids. She needs to be strong for taking the kids with her. And then we locked the children up in the basement without food. So we can relax without disturbing kids. If you are a strong, smart woman who looks very nice, then you can help me to make the world great.

  People call me Rocky Roxy and I desperatly need a grandpa or grandma to keep me company on my way to Egypt. I am intreged by the mask of Tutankhamun and want to see it in real life. But I also want to own the beautiful mask. Unfortunatly I cannot get it by myself. I thought about everything and if we are going to do this, it has to be flawless. So I came up with a masterplan. A man or woman who will be introduced as my grandpa or grandma surprises me with a vacation to Egypt. We go sightseeing some of the most beautiful temples and last but definitely not least, wo go to the Tutankhamun museum. We see the magnificent mask of TutanKhamun and the rest of my plan I will tell you in person. So if you want to be a badass grandpa or grandma who is wonderful in faking insjuries and distracting people. Come to me and we’ll see... Rocky Roxy

Hello, my name is Captain Jack Parrot together with my beloved parrot I'm the owner of a spectacular boat: The Black Pearl. My parrot and me are looking for someone who works in the White House and is not afraid to kill or take a risk. Because I want to kidnap the president of the U.S. why would I want to hijack the president? 'Cause I WANT GOLD! You’re maybe wondering how seizure him would get me gold. Well, we’re going to give him back in exchange for 10.000 Kg of pure gold 🤑. But to know how we’re going to capture him and where we’re keeping him hostage you have to work with me. So, do you have all the characteristics for this job? Send me a DM and this crazy bald, 4 fingered captain with a tattoo of his parrot will contact you with all the details! PS You will get of course a few percentages of the earnings.

 Hello, I’m Elsa Heisamberg, I am currently looking for a partner whom I can trust and share my ambitious plans with. Of course these plans will benefit us both, as we are going to be major figures in a new “underground empire”. To achieve this we will have to think this through thoroughly and make our plans flawless. The first interaction between a potential buyer of our products will find place in 3 weeks at 3:25 pm, middle European summer time, in the eastern subway station in Nice. We will travel by plane from the airport of Charleroi and land in Lille. From there we will go by car to the place of the interaction and navigate to our basecamp before an estimated arrival a week before meeting the customer. Following instructions shall be announced by email. If you’re determined to achieve something big, prepared to follow orders and don’t ask too many questions, join me!

Hello, my name is Ralph Hudson aka The King Of Harts.I get called The King of Harts because I always leave the king of harts next to my victims I am looking for a new partner in crime to rob a bank beacause I want to be rich. I want my new partner to be ripped, because of course we’re gonna have to fight. But now the 3 most important things to be a good ally, first of all you need to be very loyal because if I get betrayed my whole plan is ruined. Secondly you have to be honest and tell me when you fucked-up because if you do, we can still make things right, but if you don’t, we can’t. Now last but not least you have to have a sense of humour. I know it doesn’t have to do anything with crime but if we want to be good friends, you’re gonna have to have a good sense of humour. Now I will tell you a little bit about myself. I’m a tall and strong guy. Being strong is also pretty important to rob a bank because you’re gonna have to fight some guys. I also have brown hair which also comes in...

I am looking for someone to help me with a bank robbery. The man I am looking for is strong smart and tall, but he also needs to be able to improvise when something goes wrong. Of course, he needs to be comfortable holding a gun and using it when needed. The more experienced the better. This heist will take place in the ING bank in Herent on July the first. We get there by car and escape in a helicopter, so the man I am looking for also needs to be able to fly us to safety. Before the robbery takes place, we change clothes and put on a mask. The profit will be split between us. Contact me on the following e-mail if you are interested and I will contact you if you’re in: Bald.Jeff@gmail.com Bald Jeff

I’m Macdonna and I LIVE for McDonalds: the fries, the chicken nuggets, the drinks etc. I wanna be the world’s greatest boss of the biggest McDonalds. Therefor I need you, I am a dumb childish person with a slice under my left eye and long curly blond hair, so if I murder the boss of the McDonalds by myself, people will recognise me. Also, I cannot handle blood, so murdering isn’t anything for me. I need someone fearless, smart and who has murdered people before, someone who has experience with murdering. Make sure the crime happens fast because if I am hungry and it takes me too long, I’ll become very angry. If you’re interested, just call me: 02 88 65 62. After we killed the boss of the McDonalds, we can share a happy meal and I give you $1 000 000.

Hello, I am Araña and I’ve been going to this awful school called Paridaens for ages now. You might have seen me there before: I have long black hair, a wolfcut and my go-to make-up look is eyeliner and dark red lipstick. My friends always describe me as sarcastic and brutal. I also think I’m annoyed quite quikly because I have a bad temper. Back to my point, I’ve been a student of Paridaens for four years now and I’m so exhausted because of all the tests and exams we have to make. I’m looking for a partner in crime to help me set this school together with those tests on fire. If you’d like to help me, you have to be a bit of the opposite of me. You have to be calm, secretive and strong so we can easily complete our plan without anyone suspecting us. Please contact me ASAP if you’re interested! Hopefully, I’ll hear from you soon! Araña

What’s up! My name is Lil J (Johnny) and I’m looking for a partner in crime. If you’re interested you need to be an adult. We’re going to commit some serious misdemeanours and my friends tell me I need supervising because I’m so crazy. I also need you to be smart because I don’t want to end up in jail, obviously. You also need to be badass, that’s just necessary ‘cause you can’t look lame while commiting a felony. My plan isn’t completely finished yet, but I suggest we start by stealing a car and a gun. A must for me is robbing the cornerstore because I’m out of candy and mam won’t give me any more. Me myself, I’m loyal and a natural follower, so I’m definitely not a snitch. I’m short, so I can sneak into small spaces if you need me to. I’ve also got a huge scar on my forehead, but you better not bring it up ‘cause I’ll kill you.

Hi, I’m Symone and I live in Bangladesh. If you’re an animal lover like me, you’re the one I’m looking for. I have a big hatred for people who hurt animals. Therefore I’m looking for a woman who look similar to me, so tall with blonde hair, who could escort me with the punishing of those mortals. You mustn’t be allergic to animals and not frightened of a little danger. If you qualify for these terms please send me a message. We would meet once and thenceforth everything will be online. You’ll have to have faith in me and by all means do as I say. You obviously will get paid and there can be a chanse you’ll get to keep some of the animals we save. I repeat, DON’T BE AFRAID. The people we deal with have no mercy . Thanks for reading and notify me on this platform.

Hey there, are you a bit nerdy and quickly need some good cash? Well, I have the perfect job for you! I am Samina Mina, a software developer in het 20’s. Although next to that I like to get some extra money by injecting, hacking and exploiting. But I found out that you can work way faster in a team. So I’m searching for a cooperative partner who can help me spread trojans around the net. There are some requirements though. I need someone who is intelligent, efficient and has some outstanding coding skills. I also expect you to be able to flawlessly work in a team. If you’re interested then leave me a message, I’ll answer as soon as possible!

I am Mr not so Clean. You may not know me (yet),but you’ll want to once you finish this text. I am a criminal of many fields. You may remember the United California Bank Robbery, in ’72? Yes, that was me. 30 million dollars, right in my pocket. You may wonder how I haven’t been caught yet. Well, it’s mostly because I’m actually bald, but always wear a wig in public, so when the police were looking for the bald man that was involved in this heist, they didn’t even consider me being a suspect. I also have a limp, that was caused in ’82, because I was being chased by the police and had to jump off a building. So from then on, I always used a cane. Of course, this isn’t a regular cane. It was custom made in Switzerland, and the handle of the cane actually has a button I can press so that a fiery laser beam shoots out the bottom of the cane. After reading all this, you probably want to become friends with me. I don’t blame you. But I’ll have to warn you, I’m very strict and picky in choosin...

Hi, I’m Nick Anderson, an 18 years old guy from Arizona. Sports, yeah! I do a lot of different sports. Mostly, I try to be really handsome to people and especially to my friends. But on the other hand, I can also be a little bit impulsive and competitive. About my external characteristics: I have blond, a little bit curly hair and brown eyes. And you know that I am an intensive sporter, so I’m fairly muscular. A last “important” thing is that I have a tattoo of a tiger on my left arm. But the reason why I’m telling you all this stuff is because I want to commit a crime. My idea was that I’m a lovely friend of someone and I would like to have a bit money of him, because my little sister has the horrible disease, diabetes. Everyone knows that it’s an expensive disease. The problem is that I don’t have a good relationship with my parents and I have to pay it all by myself. And of course, I don’t have enough money for that. Sounds great? Well, I would like someone to help me with this crim...

 Hi there! If you are interested in making an extremely high amount of money, keep reading because this might be the perfect opportunity for you. My name is Joe Smith and I’m looking for a partner in crime who is clever, confident and doesn’t draw much attention. I have a plan to steal form fort Knox, the well-known gold reserve of the United States. This will not be effortless, because it’s guarded by the military. When the heist is done, we will have an extraordinary amount of money that we will split equal. I am not going to provide any more details, but I can say the heist will be among the greatest in history, on the level of the incredibly good series “La casa de papel”. If you want to write history with me and become exceptionally wealthy, contact me on Joe.Smith@gmail.com and I will inform you with the exact coordinates of the location where we will meet to discuss further plans.

 LAS VIOLEGAS Hello If you’re an handsome man or woman, than keep reading. It’s important we make a good impression as a team. I have te plan to rob a bank in Las Vegas. I’m talking about a lot of money so keep that in mind, that’s the motivation. For the people who don’t know Vegas, It’s a state in the desert in Nevada where many casino’s were built. People spend there a lot of money to gamble and to win more, but their is only a small change you win. That mean, the bank of the casino’s gets all the money. It’s actually unfair. So will you help me to clean this case up and win the moeny as prize? Even if we split it, you’ll be a milionaire! The bank will be guard very closely, that’s why we need someone who is really good with computers so we can hack some stuff. In case you’re a scientist, always welcome to join our team for experiments and explosions. We’ll also want an acrobat for doing the stunts. And last but not least, a good actor will help us to play a rol and is nice for ...

Hey there, my name is Mark Gregory which doesn’t sound that special, but i am rather an interesting person. But later of that. First of all, those little humans that cry and shit all day, yeah… they are not my friend. If you think about it they are even useless, unless that they’re perhaps cute they do nothing and have nothing to give. If you think so too then I have some good news. I’m looking for my new friend or partner in crime that wants to kill them with me. I want my partner to be sneaky otherwise nothing’s going to work out. You must be able to handle those crying babies or all of them will cry all at once and it’s officially our last day. Be sure to not lose your temper or we will also be dead. Actually anything non-subtle we do could get us caught. So we must rely on eachother. You can recognise me by the cut in my lip, I’m not going to tell you where that came from that’s to personal. I also have two different eye colors. Since I can, I always wear something on my head. Beca...

 Do you want to know who’s the voice actor behind Minnie Mouse? Because then I have the perfect job for you! I am the Disneyland predator and I’m looking for my perfect partner in crime. I usually keep my identity well-hidden, but I will tell you a few things about myself. I am a big muscular man with a high-pitched voice who loves to wear a pink suit. I am also fascinated by Minnie Mouse because she’s my childhood crush. I have to find the perfect person to pull off this crime I want to commit. What is the crime, you might ask. Well, I want to kidnap the Minnie Mouse voice actor to reveal her identity to the world. For this job I have to find someone who’s very intelligent, has a lot of connections at Disney and is very handsome. Do you see yourself pulling of this crime with me? Then you can meet me behind the run-down McDonald’s just out of town and remember to not bring any cops or unwanted attention because I will be armed.

My name is Ben Baker, I’m on the search for a partner who is willing to earn a lot of money. If you appear to be interested, you may join my criminal group. Hence, you’re familiar with computers and hacking, otherwise you won’t be able to complete the tasks that I’ll give to you. To begin with I need you to create a website from which we’ll be able to trick people in to buying cookies and bread without the necessity for us to provide these goods. In other words, they give us their money and we don’t give them anything back for it. To be permitted to take part in this crime, you’ll have to be fearless when breaking the law and most importantly because our relation shall rely on respect and trust, you’ll have to trust and respect me, as I'll do the same to you. If you’re interested in the job, you can send me an e-mail, my address is Ben_Baker@hotmail.com. I’m looking forward to our collaboration.

Hello, my name is Jack Downdy, but you can call me Eugene.(Don’t ask me why) I am a quiet fellow as I only speak when I need to . I am a man of high intelligence, but I need someone to help me on my next adventure. More of a hobby actually. I like to watch people suffer mentally and physically as it brings me joy to see others in pain. This time I want to go big, much bigger than before. I usually take one life at a time but it’s getting to be quite dull. I need an intelligent someone by my side. Someone who will listen to my plan and have the same desire to kill. If this someone is you, then by all means, join me. Help me bring joy to not only myself, but also to you. This could bet he greatest thing to ever happen to us. So, what are you waiting for? You don’t live forever! I’ll be seeing you.

 Hello, I'm the harvester. I'm looking for a partner or a friend I can trust. I always wear a suit and have a briefcase with me, incase I need my tools. I really enjoy anatomy and I’m looking for someone I can spend hours within a lab. But you must also be able to drive marvellous. I want someone who can race thru the city without getting caught. I know my next request is weird, but I like mind games or psychological tricks. So, if you’re good at luring or tricking people know that we’ll fit perfectly together. I own a high-tech lab with all the newest tools and tech. I also own a big garage with a variety of sport cars. You can call me the harvester because I harvest all new technology. Hopefully I’ll see you soon.

Are the poor doomed to stay poor and is stealing a crime when you do it to survive? A modern day Robin Hood: I, Salvador Saviour plan to rob various musea and collect expensive art works, jewerly and historical pieces and use the money to help the poor and to stabilise countries that got demolished by the endless cruel war. As you might know two can achieve more than one. That’s why I’m searching for a strong, exprienced and compliant partner. In return you’ll recieve a cunning, patient partner with a rather precise aim. You might be wondering how we’ll be able to rob enough artworks to establish world peace. Well,rumors say that during the big art expo in Switzerland many pieces will get exported by plane and ship and if I manage to apply as the head of the exportation and transportation of those pieces. I am going to fill the plane and ship with identical replicas and while I do that I need you to make sure that during the check-in no one will get to know that some of these are in fa...

  Hello. I am Marquese Valentino III, grandson of Marquese Valentino I. My grandfather was the most successful criminal of his time. He tried to kill the leaders of the U.S. Central Bank so he could get rich off it, but he didn’t succeed. Unfortunately he got caught. Now I decided to follow in my grandfather’s footsteps ant try to fulfill his mission. But I cannot do this on my own, because it is way too dangerous. The odds of success would increase a lot if there would be two of us. It would also make the mission ten times easier. That’s why I’m looking for a partner in crime who has a desire to get rich and wants to help me put an end to the corrupted U.S. Central Bank. If you would like to be my partner, you must be athletic so you can run away quickly if needed, intelligent so you can help me make a plan on how to kill the leaders of the Central Bank, and stealthy so you don’t get caught and blow our cover. If you fit all the criteria above and you’re interested, please send me...