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Hello, my name is Chantal and I’m 60 years old. I maybe look like a lovely old woman, because I have grey hair and big eyes. But I’m very aggressive and scary in real life. I’m also very dumb. I don’t like 10 years old kids or a little younger. They are annoying and loud, so I want to lock the kids up in my basement without food. Because than they will die and have we no more problems with crying and troublesome kids. But I need a woman who looks very sweet and who is very smart, so she can kidnap the 10 years old kids. She needs to be strong for taking the kids with her. And then we locked the children up in the basement without food. So we can relax without disturbing kids. If you are a strong, smart woman who looks very nice, then you can help me to make the world great.

  People call me Rocky Roxy and I desperatly need a grandpa or grandma to keep me company on my way to Egypt. I am intreged by the mask of Tutankhamun and want to see it in real life. But I also want to own the beautiful mask. Unfortunatly I cannot get it by myself. I thought about everything and if we are going to do this, it has to be flawless. So I came up with a masterplan. A man or woman who will be introduced as my grandpa or grandma surprises me with a vacation to Egypt. We go sightseeing some of the most beautiful temples and last but definitely not least, wo go to the Tutankhamun museum. We see the magnificent mask of TutanKhamun and the rest of my plan I will tell you in person. So if you want to be a badass grandpa or grandma who is wonderful in faking insjuries and distracting people. Come to me and we’ll see... Rocky Roxy

Hello, my name is Captain Jack Parrot together with my beloved parrot I'm the owner of a spectacular boat: The Black Pearl. My parrot and me are looking for someone who works in the White House and is not afraid to kill or take a risk. Because I want to kidnap the president of the U.S. why would I want to hijack the president? 'Cause I WANT GOLD! You’re maybe wondering how seizure him would get me gold. Well, we’re going to give him back in exchange for 10.000 Kg of pure gold 🤑. But to know how we’re going to capture him and where we’re keeping him hostage you have to work with me. So, do you have all the characteristics for this job? Send me a DM and this crazy bald, 4 fingered captain with a tattoo of his parrot will contact you with all the details! PS You will get of course a few percentages of the earnings.

 Hello, I’m Elsa Heisamberg, I am currently looking for a partner whom I can trust and share my ambitious plans with. Of course these plans will benefit us both, as we are going to be major figures in a new “underground empire”. To achieve this we will have to think this through thoroughly and make our plans flawless. The first interaction between a potential buyer of our products will find place in 3 weeks at 3:25 pm, middle European summer time, in the eastern subway station in Nice. We will travel by plane from the airport of Charleroi and land in Lille. From there we will go by car to the place of the interaction and navigate to our basecamp before an estimated arrival a week before meeting the customer. Following instructions shall be announced by email. If you’re determined to achieve something big, prepared to follow orders and don’t ask too many questions, join me!

Hello, my name is Ralph Hudson aka The King Of Harts.I get called The King of Harts because I always leave the king of harts next to my victims I am looking for a new partner in crime to rob a bank beacause I want to be rich. I want my new partner to be ripped, because of course we’re gonna have to fight. But now the 3 most important things to be a good ally, first of all you need to be very loyal because if I get betrayed my whole plan is ruined. Secondly you have to be honest and tell me when you fucked-up because if you do, we can still make things right, but if you don’t, we can’t. Now last but not least you have to have a sense of humour. I know it doesn’t have to do anything with crime but if we want to be good friends, you’re gonna have to have a good sense of humour. Now I will tell you a little bit about myself. I’m a tall and strong guy. Being strong is also pretty important to rob a bank because you’re gonna have to fight some guys. I also have brown hair which also comes in...

I am looking for someone to help me with a bank robbery. The man I am looking for is strong smart and tall, but he also needs to be able to improvise when something goes wrong. Of course, he needs to be comfortable holding a gun and using it when needed. The more experienced the better. This heist will take place in the ING bank in Herent on July the first. We get there by car and escape in a helicopter, so the man I am looking for also needs to be able to fly us to safety. Before the robbery takes place, we change clothes and put on a mask. The profit will be split between us. Contact me on the following e-mail if you are interested and I will contact you if you’re in: Bald.Jeff@gmail.com Bald Jeff