A Game of Card

Hello, my name is Ralph Hudson aka The King Of Harts.I get called The King of Harts because I always leave the king of harts next to my victims I am looking for a new partner in crime to rob a bank beacause I want to be rich. I want my new partner to be ripped, because of course we’re gonna have to fight. But now the 3 most important things to be a good ally, first of all you need to be very loyal because if I get betrayed my whole plan is ruined. Secondly you have to be honest and tell me when you fucked-up because if you do, we can still make things right, but if you don’t, we can’t. Now last but not least you have to have a sense of humour. I know it doesn’t have to do anything with crime but if we want to be good friends, you’re gonna have to have a good sense of humour. Now I will tell you a little bit about myself. I’m a tall and strong guy. Being strong is also pretty important to rob a bank because you’re gonna have to fight some guys. I also have brown hair which also comes in pretty handy when you have to blend in with the rest. I also am a very loyal person, but I can also be a good liar so if I have to go undercover, I will not get caught. And then last but not least I have a great sense of humor which as is said before is good to be friends. Now if you want the job give me a call, my phone number is XXXXXXXX.