Wanted: Partner to murder McDonalds’ big boss

I’m Macdonna and I LIVE for McDonalds: the fries, the chicken nuggets, the drinks etc. I wanna be the world’s greatest boss of the biggest McDonalds. Therefor I need you, I am a dumb childish person with a slice under my left eye and long curly blond hair, so if I murder the boss of the McDonalds by myself, people will recognise me. Also, I cannot handle blood, so murdering isn’t anything for me. I need someone fearless, smart and who has murdered people before, someone who has experience with murdering. Make sure the crime happens fast because if I am hungry and it takes me too long, I’ll become very angry. If you’re interested, just call me: 02 88 65 62. After we killed the boss of the McDonalds, we can share a happy meal and I give you $1 000 000.