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I am looking for someone to help me with a bank robbery. The man I am looking for is strong smart and tall, but he also needs to be able to improvise when something goes wrong. Of course, he needs to be comfortable holding a gun and using it when needed. The more experienced the better. This heist will take place in the ING bank in Herent on July the first. We get there by car and escape in a helicopter, so the man I am looking for also needs to be able to fly us to safety. Before the robbery takes place, we change clothes and put on a mask. The profit will be split between us.
Contact me on the following e-mail if you are interested and I will contact you if you’re in: Bald.Jeff@gmail.com
Bald Jeff
If I have to be strong, this in not going to work out I'm afraid
ReplyDelete-Elsa Heisamberg
What's up Bald Jeff! I'd love to join you on this adventurous journey. One problem: I'm not that tall and also not that strong. But I think I can still be very helpful. You're underestimating short people. We're very useful to sneak into small spaces, which might come in handy when robbing a bank. If you are considering me despite my lenght then I would like to make just one request. Would it be possible to stop at a cornershop and steal some candy?
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Lil Johnny
Hello Bald Jeff, I think that I am the man you are looking for. I am strong, smart and tall but I have a high pitched voice so hopefully you dont find me annoying. I am also very experienced with guns because my last partner in crime betrayed me, and let's just say that he hasn"t been seen after that...
ReplyDelete- The Disneyland Predator
Hello Jeff, I think this job isn't anything for me. I'm a childish and weak women that's scared of holding guns. Sorry. -Macdonna
ReplyDeleteHello Jeff, I would love to help you with the robbery. I perfectly fit the description so let me know if you want to work with me.-The King Of Harts.
ReplyDeleteI am not strong or tall, but I am smart. I can't help you with the crime itself but maybe I can help with the preparations. If you need me Just let me know.
ReplyDeletePeter Ledger
Hello Bald Jef, I think I cannot help you. I am a very old woman and not a young man who can hold a gun. Hopefully you'll find someone else.
ReplyDeleteRegards Chantal
Hello Jeff. I'm quite short so this won't work. Good luck!
ReplyDeleteHi Jeff, first of all, I adore the fact that you're bald! Now I do think I could be extremely helpful because I'm really experienced with firearms and even with explosives. So if you're looking for violent person, email me!
ReplyDeleteCheers
Anastasia D.