To steal or not to steal

Are the poor doomed to stay poor and is stealing a crime when you do it to survive? A modern day Robin Hood: I, Salvador Saviour plan to rob various musea and collect expensive art works, jewerly and historical pieces and use the money to help the poor and to stabilise countries that got demolished by the endless cruel war.

As you might know two can achieve more than one. That’s why I’m searching for a strong, exprienced and compliant partner. In return you’ll recieve a cunning, patient partner with a rather precise aim.

You might be wondering how we’ll be able to rob enough artworks to establish world peace. Well,rumors say that during the big art expo in Switzerland many pieces will get exported by plane and ship and if I manage to apply as the head of the exportation and transportation of those pieces. I am going to fill the plane and ship with identical replicas and while I do that I need you to make sure that during the check-in no one will get to know that some of these are in fact fake pieces.

After we sell everything we’ll need to anonymously donate the money to healthcare orginazation, schools, goverments,... They don’t care where the money comes from anyway. Restoring world peace might lead to overpopulation but don’t worry I am already working on a elimination system.

Remember there’s a place between the criminals and the innocents and that place is reserved for people like you and me: the saviours and creators of a new and safe world.