Harversting season

 Hello, I'm the harvester.

I'm looking for a partner or a friend I can trust. I always wear a suit and have a briefcase with me, incase I need my tools. I really enjoy anatomy and I’m looking for someone I can spend hours within a lab. But you must also be able to drive marvellous. I want someone who can race thru the city without getting caught. I know my next request is weird, but I like mind games or psychological tricks. So, if you’re good at luring or tricking people know that we’ll fit perfectly together. I own a high-tech lab with all the newest tools and tech. I also own a big garage with a variety of sport cars. You can call me the harvester because I harvest all new technology.

Hopefully I’ll see you soon.

Comments

  1. Anonymous24 May 2023 at 23:51

    Hello mr. Harvester. I see that you are looking for a companion to help you with your crimes. Actually I am a former formula 1 driver who is looking for a job. Please contact me.

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    1. Anonymous24 May 2023 at 23:58

      You sound like a perfect driver but are you good at kidnapping people? -The Harvester

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  2. Anonymous24 May 2023 at 23:58

    Sounds perfect, I don't expect you to be in the lab because I only need a driver and kidnapper. -The Harvester

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  3. Anonymous25 May 2023 at 00:00

    What's up Harvester! You're so cool. I'd love to work with you because my ideal partner in crime would have to be smart and since you're always wearing a suit you must be smart. The only problem is that I'm probably too short to reach the gaspedal in a car, but I wouldn't know because I've never driven one. You could definitely trust me because I'm super loyal, but I don't think we'll be a good fit, as much as I'd love to work with you.
    Kind regards,
    Lil Johnny

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    1. Anonymous25 May 2023 at 00:11

      That's unfortunate because you seem like a good person to work with. -The Harvester

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  4. Anonymous25 May 2023 at 00:02

    Hello mr. Harvester. I see that you are looking for a companion to help you with your crimes. Actually I am a former formula 1 driver who is looking for a job. I also have some children in my
    basement so I know something about kidnapping. Please contact me.
    -Joe Smith

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    1. Anonymous25 May 2023 at 00:09

      Thats perfect, I will keep in contact with you because you match the requirements. -The Harvester

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  5. Anonymous25 May 2023 at 00:05

    Hi Harvester. I think that you have found your perfect partner for this crime! I'm an excellent driver and I could make some extra money. I look forward to spend hours with you in the lab. Please message me.
    Nick Anderson

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    1. Anonymous25 May 2023 at 00:12

      You sound like a good partner but are you good at kidnapping? -The Harvester

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  6. Samina Mina25 May 2023 at 00:06

    Hey there! I think I'm the perfect person for you. I'm a woman in her 20's and have a lot of experience with tech. I'm a software, malware and game developer and I have great hacking skills too! Contact me if you're interested.

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    1. Anonymous25 May 2023 at 00:13

      I'm sorry but I am not looking for a hacker. -The Harvester

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  7. Anonymous25 May 2023 at 00:15

    8===>

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