Grandpa/grandma and granddaughter admire the mask of Tutankamun a bit too much
People call me Rocky Roxy and I desperatly need a grandpa or grandma to keep me company on my way to Egypt. I am intreged by the mask of Tutankhamun and want to see it in real life. But I also want to own the beautiful mask. Unfortunatly I cannot get it by myself. I thought about everything and if we are going to do this, it has to be flawless.
So I came up with a masterplan. A man or woman who will be introduced as my grandpa or grandma surprises me with a vacation to Egypt. We go sightseeing some of the most beautiful temples and last but definitely not least, wo go to the Tutankhamun museum. We see the magnificent mask of TutanKhamun and the rest of my plan I will tell you in person.
So if you want to be a badass grandpa or grandma who is wonderful in faking insjuries and distracting people. Come to me and we’ll see...
Rocky Roxy
Hello, I am a master in faking /creating lethal injuries. I would love to play your grandpa in order to earn some bank.
ReplyDeleteI am the harvester by the way.
DeleteHey Rocky! I love the mask of Tutankhamun and I am really good at special effect makeup. So, I can transform myself in a old person in no time! Though I don't know anything about your plan so I can't trust you.
ReplyDeleteThis is Salvador Saviour by the way
DeleteThis is the police I am watching you
ReplyDeleteHey, Rocky Roxy, what a great idea! I want to relax without kids and go to Egypt. Then I won't see many young children. All my life I have dreamed of being without young children! And yes, I'am a badass grandma.... Greetings from your potential partner Chantal!
ReplyDeleteHi Rocky Roxy. I will help you, but only if I get some money for it. I need it and I am not going to be helping you in Egypt if I don't get a thing for it. I am only asking you if I can get €2000, otherwise you can do it alone.
ReplyDeletePeter Ledger
Hi RR, seems like quite a plan you invented. However I don't think I can be your grandmother, because I'm an albino and unless you are one too, people won't think we're family. Maybe you have a lot of make-up?
ReplyDeleteCheers,
Anastasia D.
Hi Rocky Roxy, I love you're plan and I think you just found the perfect person for helping you. I always dreamed of being a badass grandma that goes to Egypt for faking injuries! -Macdonna
ReplyDeleteGreetings Rocky Roxy, I, Ben Baker, am the grandpa you need. I'm 82 but still good looking and i have all sorts of qualities that could help you to obtain the mask. I am able to cook exact replica's of the mask made of cupcakes, i have the money to be your sugar granddaddy and i have connections everywhere. I'm looking forward to our collaboration!
ReplyDeleteGreat plan! But I don't think it's for me. there's not enough killing in your plan and it's absolutely crucial that I get to murder people. I'm sorry I can't help you today. Good luck!
ReplyDelete-Jack Downdy
DeleteI'd like to cooperate with you and make lots of other plans, because that's my trait, but it seems there are already plenty of other candidates with more fitting abilities, so I don't think you'll choose me.
ReplyDelete-Elsa H.
Hey rokcky! I really want to join your team. Unfortunately I'm not old enough to look like a grandma. But I know that my grandma would really like to join to.
ReplyDelete- Viola